So I came across this today:
If you’re not interested in reading the whole article, let me sum it up for you:
-Man from New Zealand meets American girl in Hong Kong
-They hang out for one night, they go back to respective countries
-He becomes obsessed with her and solicits help from THOUSANDS of strangers on Facebook to find her
-This freaks her out, especially when she gets thousands of emails, and she deletes her social media accounts
Okay, so now that you have the gist of things, let’s discuss.
Listen, I like a good romantic story just as much as the next person… but is he for real?
You live across the world from each other, you met her for one night and couldn’t be bothered to get her last name, and then you put her picture on blast on the internet?
I don’t care if she DID leave him with a note that said “find me”, she was obviously drunk, and you, sir, are a stalker.
Not the good kind of stalker, either. I’ll admit… the whole working-in-a-newsroom means there’s some degree of stalking skills necessary to do well at your job. Hell, if he had had our newsroom behind him, between our assignment editors and our social media producer launching an investigation, he would have found this girl in five minutes flat.
Naturally, I realize most people don’t have these kinds of resources.
But you posted the “Help make me look extra creepy and become one of thousands stalking this poor girl” post on FACEBOOK.
Which means you clearly know how to use the website… and in theory, could have just done the same thing to find her yourself!
They obviously made the Graph Search feature for people like you, see: People named “katie” who live in Washington, District of Columbia.
I would have deleted my Facebook account, too, because there has to be something wrong with a single man who has other people chase a woman across the global inter-webs. That he doesn’t even really know. That is SCARY and is in no way acceptable.
Note: women want to feel loved and sexy and sought-after… Just FYI, there is a line between that… and feeling like you and 2,000 other people may or may not end up standing over us as we sleep wearing only a crooked smile, fondling a butcher knife.
I’m SURE there has to be a lovely (albeit slightly off) lady somewhere in New Zealand that would be an acceptable stand-in for Katie. And on the plus side, she would then also be located in your hemisphere.
Why you can’t be a normal social media user like me?
Sure, I “stalk” people on Facebook, but they’re people I know… who hasn’t stalked people they went to high school with? You know, into the wee hours of the morning… looking for just one person that makes you feel like you’ve made one or two good life decisions… I know I have to get up so early, but just one more person, little voice in my head… the next one is going to be the one! oh… no, she’s married… and they bought a house… and… and…
Actually, it’s been quite some time since I’ve done that. (No, honestly. Truth.)
Instead, my new favorite Facebook pastime is looking at baby bump photos people post. (I swear, this really is less creepy than it sounds. I seriously re-wrote that sentence six times but realized at face value, there’s really no way I can say that without it sounding highly suspect, so you’re just going to have to bear with me for a minute, please.)
Hubby-to-Be stops being a to-Be in less than four months. He is under the impression if we do not have a baby relatively soon (the timeline on this is fuzzy, but in the next year or so) he will then immediately become too old to play with said baby. (He’s 30. I am not the only dramatic one in this relationship).
So I recently realized this whole baby thing, and you know, being pregnant with it, is in the near future. The plus side of this is, is that it’s inspired me to work on making some lifestyle changes to more healthy habits, like eating better, exercising regularly, drinking more water, hence the Weight Watchers and such. (Well, there’s the white dress, too.)
The down side is I am now slightly obsessed with exactly how my body will change during pregnancy, whether I will gain too much weight, and having a cute baby bump. THAT’S why I look at baby bump pictures… because I’m trying to guess what kind of bump I will have, and what it will look like.
I have issues.
I know when the time comes, I’ll just be thrilled to have a relatively easy, healthy pregnancy and a beautiful, healthy little one.
But for now…
Seriously, though, did you read the last paragraphs in the article??
“We found the girl … She is from DC, she’s not there at the moment, but she’s sorta taken all her public profiles (offline) for a little bit,” he wrote, according to the Herald.
McKee told the Herald he plans to reach out contact the girl “when things died down a little bit.”